So I was reading a campus saftey notice which happens to be outside our hall directors door. And out of my mouth (voiced) oh my god... what I was reading was about a man masterbating outside a freshman door... when I said oh my god Ian her 11 year old son heard me.. and said what are you doing/reading/what are you looking at... I said that then he asks me what is Masterbating?? All I had to say was ask your mom.... left it at that.