From the man who brought you the Quiznos commercials and apparently all of those VH1 things with the kittens...Quite amusing, I'd say. :)

I need to do laundry, badly, but I can't. Damn lady who lives above us is doing hers. The night that I really need to do laundry, someone else has to hog the washer/dryer. My clothes can wait until tomorrow I guess, but I need to do my towels tonight. She better be on her last load. Bitch.