Hey this should really go in "the kitchen" but its sorta funny too... So Erin and I went to Marshall tonight to find some stuff to do. Went to Walmart and they were closed at like 8pm and then went to Hyvee wondered around there. And you know what was open K MART. Yep so spent more time in K Mart. Couldn't believe K Mart was open and not Walmart. Spent time in K Mart Avoiding the slut (velvet) so yeah..we also went to Applebees. And I was home by 11:30pm Sunday night now.. The earliest I have been home in a long time. Wow!!! Good story =)

Judy's a fucking whore, and that's why I didn't want you telling her where we live or what our phone number was. It sound so typically like her what she did, well the now Judy, not the Judy from high school.

Ok, I am never going to an Easter Vigil service again. Church started at 9:00 last night, and I thought it would last 2 hours tops. We were there for 3 hours and we left after communion. We probably would have been in there another 1/2 hour if we would have stayed till the end. We had spent all day walking around D.C., and were all very tired and anxious to get out of there. The first hour was in the dark (all the lights were off) and at least I slept for about 1/2 of that. But then they had to go and do some fricking baptisms (not babies, adults) and confirmations. They could have cut at least an hour by not having to do that, and not singing every fricking prayer!

Here's the story. I was to meet Judy at her house and we were supposed to then go to walmart where I would purchase some items and then we would go back to her house and just veg out and stuff.

Well, I met her and we went to Walmart, we were just walking in when she met this guy named CRA, (nice) and then she talked with him for awhile and then I went in and made my purchases, and then she was like well, lets give this guy a ride to this other guys house. So then we ended up driving to this other guys house, like way on the other fuckin end of town and then we had to go into his house.

This person was like a mix betwn a mexican and a white guy, and he was only 18 or so. Him and his friend had been getting high for most of the day, so they were pretty much stoned. It was very uncomfortable.

To make a long story short, Judy is pregnant, she's to have a little boy, the father I don't know where he is. Her boyfriend is 19 years old and he lives in Texas, he's in the rodeo and in the army, yeah right, sure. He's going to raise this kid as his own, right.

Then I ended up going back to her house and watching some porno cartoon on her shitty television with her gay friend that she lives with and sleeps with every night, and this 50-year-old guy like hangs out with them and reads porn all the damn time. Then the stoners came and we sat there while the stoners looked at porn and told redneck jokes.

I have learned my lesson, never will I talk to her again. She is so annoying and she tries to bum rides and ciggs off of you, makes you do stuff that you don't want to do, hang around with jerks, pervs, and weirdos.

To tell you the truth, my night sucked major ass. I should have just stayed home and slept, stupid fuckin fat ass cow, whore slut.

Oh yeah, I smell like major shit.

So I was online today at work and guess who should be online, that's right, judy. I didn't mind talking to her, but she then sent me some mail and it was a picture of her that and it was saved as ME BEING PREGNANT. I guess that she is starting a whole nother story about her being pregnant. So, her last child she miscarried, and then now this past December she got pregnant again. I hate to say it, but my dad said something about her one time, "That would be one brave man to do something like that." I know, it's bad, but still, it's just judy, meaning we can talk shit about her if we want to. We'll see if this is true or not.

You know what I think I should get around to doing pretty soon? Packing. I haven't done that yet. And I leave for home tomorrow night. I did just go looking online at what the weather is supposed to be like out there, so I know what to pack. That's good.

Angie, have a great time in D.C. over the holiday! I'm going to go get my hair cut now. Later--

I hate it when I come back up here and there isn't shit for parking. I can't have Chewie outside for very long, so I have to park in "No Parking" and bring him up, then go back down and move my car. Some people.

I hate how I always have to hit 'refresh' all the time when I'm online on my computer. I never had to do that before and now I do and it annoys the hell out of me. I also hate having a dial-up connection that never quite works right and requires me to change the 'internet options' eight or so times before I'm even allowed online. grr. These things should not be this complicated. I hate technology.

Ok, so I wanted to try to get off on Friday so I would get home earlier and be able to do shit, so I asked the other lady who works where I work to take my Friday and then I would work her Friday. I asked her to give me a call, since I knew that I would not be home. Well, then Ang and I get back and there is only one new message, and that's from my sister. It really pisses me off that people just don't help each other out anymore. What a skanky ass whore not to call.

I find all the quizes through my friends' page @livejournal, for the most part. I don't know how other people find them. If I see one that I think is interesting, then I take it and share the results. Livejournal is full of links to quizes.

And about this weekend--I will be in Marshall. I work on Saturday at the store from 11-4, but beyond that, I am free. A movie sounds like fun--I want to see E.T., to be honest with you. Sugam and I watched this special on it last Saturday and I have been wanting to see it on the big screen ever since."

By the way where do you find all these little quizes anyway?!?!?!?!

Hi I'm coming home this weekend too....=) I start my spring break this weekend. So I will be home Sat. Morning somtime. They kick us out of the dorm Sat. So yeah.. And now Im taking the disney quiz then In will be going to be working on take home tests. oooohhhhhhhh fun... oh by the way I have off until the 1st of April

Chewie just pooped in the same spot 2 times now. It rolled off my arm and landed on my pants. Now he keeps biting my fingers as I'm typing. I push him away and he slides across the desk.

I took that Disney princess quiz and I was Aurora. Where the hell is she from? The only thing I think of is Wayne's World. They lived in Aurora, Illinois.

Hey Erin, you gonna be in Marshall this weekend? Coming home this weekend. ET comes out this weekend. We want to go see it. Oh yea, and Sorority Boys. That looks dumb-funny. Hopefully it doesn't snow yet again and we can't do anything. You'll have to show us your apartment now that Velvet is gone. Kristin farted a couple times while she was laughing.

I had to put this in here for you guys to try it out and stuff. I hope that you don't mind, and I hope that this works, else ang will have to come out here and help me.
What Snack Food are YOU? Click here to find out!

That's what I said too. The street is not her property, it's city property.

Have nothing to bitch about just have a comment. in addition to Kristin's bitch.. When the Hell do people own the area of the street that is in front of their house? I believe their property ends about so many feet away from the sidewalk. What bitchy lady.

Ok, so everybody's car was supposed to be out of the lot by 12:00 noon so they could clear the lot. So I dig my car out and go do some errands. When I come back the lot is still not cleared. So I'm thinking that I will be parking on the street, so I go up to a really nice cleaned out area and park, collect my things and get out. Just as I'm about to start walking towards the apts, this old hag comes out of her house and says to me, "You can't park there unless you want to get towed. That's my property and I'll call so you do get towed. If you live over in those apts, go park over there." I said to her, thank you for telling me that. She just closed her door like a skanky old fuckin bitch. I am never going to park over in that general area ever again. She has possibly ruined my day, what a fuckin ass bitch.

I most certainly did not do such a thing! (Although, come to think of it, I'm not sure why I didn't...hmm...)

Tom Green will be eatting an Eagle egg soon... And did Erin make it so the pics of our "sex toys" don't work???

Yeah. No kidding about the snow. The management at my building hasn't even plowed the freaking parking lot, so I not only nearly got stuck on my way out, it was even worse coming back in. And I can't use the garage that I am paying for because...Jessi went home and took the key with her. Okay, now I don't see a problem with me using the garage over a week when she isn't here. sigh. So now, I suppose I'll have to dig my car out again. And I'm getting really sick of doing that and there's all this stuff I have to do and I have absolutely no motivation to do any of it and...well, are you guys in about the same spot? This sucks. I'm all by myself for the gazillionth day in a row and being away from people for too long cannot be good for a person!

Why in all holy hell does it always have to snow the day that I want to go home. I have to get some errands done at home in Granite and now it's like a goddamn blizzard out. Next week is supposed to be spring, why didn't all of this snow just come in January? Geez, dammit anyway. Oh, yeah, plus I just got back home here and I was walking through the damn parking lot and then on the sidewalk and I fell right on my fuckin ass. Why don't the idiots that are supposed to be management around here get off their fuckin asses and get some damn work done around here. I hurt like hell too. What a bunch of fuckin assholes.

I woke up this morning, and I thought "All right! It's Friday!............. Oh wait, I am so way off" That just set the tone for the rest of the morning. Little things were really pissing me off at work today. Like my orders that I was getting back with stuff that needed to be "changed" after Sarah (remember, the bitch) proofread. Nothing needed to be changed, and she just ruined the proof sheets I made up.

Uh..... duh Megan.... I like to bake, it's cooking that I don't like to do.

Whoa Angie you can bake! wow im surprised, I knew you could do cookies

Mmmmmm....... banana bread is making it smell really good in here. I'm gonna be making wookie cookies tomorrow night for a treat day on Friday. That oven of ours does get used occasionally for something else than pizza.

I finally got this whole internet thing figured out with my ISP. Finally. I had to go through the whole scan c-drive/disk recovery/installing modem/windows options processes. grr. It took all afternoon, but now I don't have a reason to procrastinate. It looks like I'll be able to work on things for all my senior projects starting...tomorrow. hee.

ok if this helps any one even better my phone number spells this a pig tit

Hey for all of your information My phone number spells something not as easy to remember as Angie and Kristin's but its 605 a-shit-I-8 Maybe Erin you can remember it now

Damn. I thought that I wrote enough to scroll that freakin' G-Spot Dildo off the screen...but apparently I did not. So now I need to write a bunch of crap.

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hee.

Oh. And I didn't know Megan's email address, so Angie will have to let her know what Jess and my new telephone number is. There's lots of 3's and 2's in it. But there was also a 1, so we couldn't make words out of it. Damn. (Unlike Angie's 222-CRAP number. I will never forget that number! I used to dial directory assistance all the time to get her last phone number!)

And I might be online more often. ie I will actually have internet access on my own computer!!! Provided the phone isn't busy and Jess isn't online. (Which isn't that often, but I will live.) So...yeah. Stuff is happening. yes.

Yes. That's right. Velvet is officially out. Whoo-hoo!!!! (She moved last Friday, although some of her crap is still at our place.) Our apartment looks really different now. And it doesn't smell bad. Still debating whether to shampoo the couch or not. It's kind of discolored from all the smoke. It used to be dark blue--now it's almost a dark forest green. ew.

Corissa and I are planning a trip to Sioux Falls on Sunday to do some shopping. (So perhaps I can get back my Tori CD from Megan?) Corissa wanted us (myself, Corissa & Meg) to do lunch together somewhere (Olive Garden?)...thoughts? Are you free sometime on Sunday?

Hell its like 2:30 in the freaken morning and I was bored so I filled out this quiz... hee hee. oh Before I show the answer... Erin I take it she is oficially out.. Whoo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways here Is what I am


What Sex Toy Are You?

So I take it the bitch is out. YAY!!!!!!!!!

I don't know how to go about shampooing your couch, unless you had a handheld thingy.
Doesn't it suck to be a strap-on? I wonder what Megan is. Hey Megan, go take that quiz!

I KNOW! I keep scrolling the screen up and down so that it doesn't show up in the computer lab or anything. (That would be slightly mortifying. hee.) Jeez, Angie, couldn't you have been handcuffs or something remotely less, uh, gross-looking? hee. Maybe motion lotion? Or a vibrator? No. You have to be the fucking strap-on!

hee hee hee. You know what, though? I took that quiz and found that I am a strap-on, too. We're both a bunch of cocks. (Fake cocks, at that.) I feel so dirty. ;)

Yes. And on a completely non-related subject, you all should come see the apartment now that it isn't smelly/disgusting! I still have to shampoo the carpet in my room and arrange it, but otherwise it looks and smells really good.

I'm thinking of using the shampooer on the couch. Any thoughts?

Umm.... I haven't decided what I m going to do with my site yet.. And Angie THAT Is GROSS the strap on thing :) hee hee

Megan, are you ever going to do anything with your new site? Or did you give up on that one too?

What Sex Toy Are You?
Why the hell am I a strap-on. I don't want to be a strap-on.

So is the whore out? What did your revised lease termination thingy say? Did she say anything about it?

So I went to Jackpot today. Hoped to win at bingo or the sluts, but alas, I did not. Pissed me off.

Guess what guys? It's March First!!! You know what that means?!? Velvet leaves today! Technically, I suppose she has until the seventh to remove her things, but the notice she gave us said nothing about removing herself. Plus, I don't think that she would want to be around if she has some other place to go to. In all actuality, I haven't been there since last night. (Jess worked from 10-8:30 last night, so I had a feeling that it would be hell there that final night moron and dumbfuck were there, so Corissa let me stay at her place.) I'm actually curious about her reaction to the revised lease termination notice we gave her. Probably not good, but hey, I'm not going to sign something that accuses me of something that I did not do. So...yeah. I plan to make the most of my day by sitting on the couch and watching movies while she moves all her shit out. It should be fun. ;)